Asking my wife to marry me was one of the best decisions I have ever made. There was a time, however, that I could not even fathom being married. Like most young boys, growing up I thought that girls were bad and not to be trusted. Obviously, I changed my mind later but young boys don't want to be around girls, on principle. The young boy in this story was asked if he ever wanted to be married and he was appalled that someone would even say such a thing.
One night, while eating pizza, a young boy was approached by his dad. The dad had a question for his son. The dad asked if the boy wanted to be a "protector" when he got older. The little boy said, "maybe, but only for boys, not girls." The dad then asked if the boy would be a protector for girls when he got married, to which the boy replied, "I'm not gonna be married at all." The dad, obviously amused, asked his son why he didn't want to be married and the boy went into a tirade of reasons.
The little boy could not seem to fathom the idea of being married to a girl that he would have to kiss "with spit." The dad was under the impression that his son wanted to be a dad some day but the little boy said that he wouldn't need a mom because he already had a mom. "I don't need a wife," the little boy insisted. The amused father knew that some day his son would want a wife but for now, he was perfectly content to let his son eat his dinner and swear off girls. Watch the video below to see the hilarious conversation.
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