The Labrador Retriever is one of the most popular breeds in the world, which is just a plain old travesty! They are horrible pets to own, and I can’t imagine why anyone would ever keep one of these horrible dogs in their house. They’re so excitable and eager all the time, it’s the truest sign of a malicious dog!
5. They never want to go on an adventure, and they just want to sleep all day. They really don’t like it if the adventures involve water or other dogs.
4. They’re complete neat freaks and absolutely hate it if you don’t keep the house spotless. If there’s a dirty spot in the house, they’re going to turn their noses up at you.
3. They never want to go swimming, and only ever want to hang out on dry land. They especially hate it when you throw toys for them to fetch in the water, and are never willing to retrieve them!
2. Labrador Retrievers are extremely ugly dogs with faces only a mother could love! Their floppy ears and smiles are not a good thing to see when you first wake up in the morning.
1. They’re vicious monsters who want to destroy everyone and everything. With their large brown eyes and smiling teeth, it’s clear they’re always looking for a way to take over the world.
Well, they might not be as bad as we thought? I mean, any dog as cute and friendly looking as this can’t be a monster. They always look happy to make a friend, too!